Aed jokes
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.