Aed jokes
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
I have a little John.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!