Aed jokes
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.