Aed jokes
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.