Aed jokes

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

A strong woman.

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"