Aed jokes
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.