Aed jokes
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Lenard is a joke.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
An autistic kid.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!