Aed jokes
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.