Aed jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.