Aed jokes
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!