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Aed jokes

Pizza

    • I can't believe this!

    Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

    Question

    • Confusion life question!!!

    * Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

    Orphan

    • Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

    Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

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    • Fish

    • There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

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    • King

    • A king ordered to execute a gay man.

    The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

    Asian

    • Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

    A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

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    • Horse

    • Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

    Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

    Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

    Baseball

    • Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

    If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

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    • Swear word

    • What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

    In the U.K., it's a swear word.

    In America, it's a family reunion.

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    • Incest

    • A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

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