Aed jokes
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!