Aed jokes
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.