Aed jokes
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg is a pedo.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.