Aed jokes
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.