Aed jokes
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.