Aed jokes
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.