Aed jokes
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.