Aed jokes
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
I did have a good time today, I did.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What is a boyfriend?
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"