Aed jokes
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
About a dog.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Your family in a nutshell.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."