Aed jokes
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Hitler was a nazi.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.