Aed jokes
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.