The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
why can orphans only watch G rated movies?
because they had no parental guidance.
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
being asked for advice: after a failed suicide attempt what advice do you have for people out there as a suicide professional don,t try this at home
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
