Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
My life.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
