Adventure

Adventure Jokes

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. β€œYe gads, matey,” says Morty. β€œWhat happened to ya?” Sol says, β€œMe pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

β€œAnd yer hand?” asks Marty.

β€œWhen me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

β€œOK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

β€œI was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

β€œBut ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

β€œTrue,” says Sol. β€œBut it was me first day with the hook.”

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!