Adventure jokes
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."