New Adventure Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature

Two baked beans travelled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Pov: you are 7y and you find a stick. SORD.

what is orpans favoutie movie home alone

Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck

NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

If at first, you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you

Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.

I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..

Jack and Jill went up a hill his condom ripped and now they are from Alabama

Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!