Adventure jokes
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.