Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.

If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳

me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug

thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure Wonderful saying, Horrible way to find out you were adopted.

i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over


Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶

Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted

Why cant Orphans play Baseball? Because they can not find Home.

one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said “yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy.”

What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk

Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠

ligma balls

Have you heard the saying “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Great saying. Not so great way to find out you are adopted

Knock knock who’s there you’re you’re a you’re adopted

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol