why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
im adopted :[
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
What's the difference between a orphan and spider man ?
There's no way home
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
