Adoption Jokes

Anonouymous Kid
in Orphan

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Alex downes

What is a orphans favourite toy. A boomerang because it comes back

Sturpon-6650

I don’t like roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past

in Orphan

Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Imposter

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.

Anonymous

You know the saying " One mans trash is another mans treasure" Wonderful Saying! horrible way to find out your adopted :DD

My mom said “ why did I adopt you?” I said “ because the other three were mistakes”

Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted

Anonymous
in Orphan

the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: … the man left the adoption centre

rick astley

Cousin : hahhaah i am their biogical parents kid : so what at least they love me more

Your mom

Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you……

I have parents
in Orphan

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

lizard that ate ur dogs toes

Sister: your adopted

Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted

Anus McDickNuggets

when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”

Anonymous

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Lucy Bicknell / trash pennies
in Orphan

whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me