Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Roblox Brookhaven be like

ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex

hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅบ ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

When some one says your adopted say โ€œ But your still at the orphanage.โ€

son: Dad i know iโ€™m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum

if you know you know

son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...

dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.