Adoption jokes
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Ur adopted.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.