What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
Why do orphans have s3x?
To call someone daddy
Ur adoptd
You are adopted
No cap No one loves you
Bye
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have it?
A family
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
A orphanage is like a horse rescue, you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bitter.
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"
the F in orphan stands for family
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
