Adoption jokes
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Your momma!
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
"and i oop"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.