Adoption Jokes

How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!

i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited

Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.

stinky steve

when a lady gets marries what does she borrow? She borrows her husband last name?

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

Me.

Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you

me shut up! if you don't shut up i'm gonna tell your parents

you why? I don't have any

My dad coming back.

Mom im i adopted what no ''In head'' No dah bitch

technoblade says, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.

Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*

Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point

What do you call an orphan’s family tree? A stump.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale!! I mean if the owners don’t want it anymore what makes you think I want it