A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan (one), you’ve seen Ahmal (them all).”

two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?

because it heard one say i’m gonna eat that pussy

once i sucked my mums titties, most adopted people wont know about that

i eat ass

Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

Max alexender heart is adopted

when a lady gets marries what does she borrow? She borrows her husband last name?


Jake, tommy, and mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, tommy got adopted and mike. Mike grew up to be a office worker. So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!!

Evan this is mya and your mom told me u were adopted so we are done bye don’t talk to me

Dont adopt People or else, ur parents are gonna say ur ACTUALLY adopted k thx no jokes anymore bye

Why was the chicken black and the were white,ADOPTION

You doing to suffer the wrath of Gru

So one day i walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn’t look like anyone in the famloy she starts to cry my mom ask why shes crying and i say i told her she was adopted and i was tgere for the adopten and we have peppers it was all a lie she is not adopted and every thing is fine

Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people

Have you heard the saying “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Great saying. Not so great way to find out you are adopted

What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk

Your momma

Ooh I wonder whats on this browser clicks (how to tell your kid there adopted)