Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?