Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
My dad coming back.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
you.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
technoblade says, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Poles are as strait as adopted kids parents
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
What do you say to the orphan Shut up get a mom and dad
