Adoption jokes
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
My dad coming back.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
you.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?