Adoption jokes
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Did you adopt your dog?
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.