Adoption jokes
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
"and i oop"
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.