Sadness
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted
your face was so ugly you got adopted by a poop
Son, you are not precious so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me
Son, your adopted
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Adopted kid
Hey Alex what are you doing?
Alex
Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.
Adopted kid
OK dad Alex
Alex
OH COME ON my game I’m winning LETS GO
Adopted kid
I’m so glad I have a mom
What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk
Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
Aarif
Knock knock who’s there you’re you’re a you’re adopted
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
Wanna know whats funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption
A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
So one day i walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the famloy she starts to cry my mom ask why shes crying and i say i told her she was adopted and i was tgere for the adopten and we have peppers it was all a lie she is not adopted and every thing is fine
Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE
A sibling went up to there other sibling and said "dad said your adopted" and the other sibling said "you are too" then the other sibling goes "no I'm not." And the sibling says "we're twins" and the other kid goes "and your adopded... oh."
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
ur mum gai