will someone play roblox adopt me with me
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”
me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
yo rob you for got to pay me cause u sucky sucky my thang aka your up for adoption
rob u for got to pay me for letting u sucky sucky on my thang aka your for sale
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, “hows your biological parents? they well?”
Knock knock who’s there you’re you’re a you’re adopted
My sister said daddy can u pass the salt so i raped her
i fuck my dad please help me 😭😭😭😭
all asians look the same
(This isnt a joke)
There was a homeless family in need for a room. But, The guy said no more rooms because they were Homeless… So, they got into a barn… And, the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. And, Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, That little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!
What do you call an empty police station? Banana Chicken
Adopted kid: Imadea big mastake Dad: You are one
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
Dumbest7 is my xbox account hit me up