Adoption jokes
Did you adopt your dog?
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
you.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.