You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
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why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: we don't want him
Orphan: And I took that, Personally-
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family dollar
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
Why can't orphans go big,when you go big it's considered family size
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
what do you call an orphanage? a parent less shelter/ homeless shelter
why do Orphans love chips
because every bag of chips are family size
