Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Why do orphans have s3x?
To call someone daddy
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
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What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait
