Adoption jokes
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Ur adopted.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.