Adoption jokes
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Ur adopted.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.