Adoption jokes
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Ur adopted.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""