Adoption jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Hi! I love my dog.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.