Adoption jokes
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Hi! I love my dog.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Ur mum gay.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?