Adoption jokes
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
My dad coming back.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
you.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Should be good night and walk walk home.