Adoption

Adoption Jokes

one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!

Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!

Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.

16. Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie

Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home