Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Q: why can’t orphan be gay A: they have nobody to call daddy
My dad coming back.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
16. Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie
Spider-Man, Because it told them there was no way home
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
I made a website to adopt orphans
But there is no home page
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
Why can’t orphans be gay
They no one to call daddy