Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.