Adoption jokes

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?

She borrows her husband's last name.

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Stinky Steve.

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.

The F in orphan stands for family.