Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
your adopted
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
the F in orphan stands for family
