Adoption

Adoption jokes

Choice

    • How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

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    • Orphanage

    • Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

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    • Ugliness

    • You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

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    • Adoption memes

    Kid

    • A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”

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    • Cock

    • What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

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    • Skin

    • Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

    Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

    Son: Am I kidnapped?

    Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

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    • Adoption agency

    • Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"

    Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"

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    • Mom

    • I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.

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    • Pussy

    • Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

    Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

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