Adoption Jokes

Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk

Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted

Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me

when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it

one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't ever find home.

two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?

because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy

your adopted

Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?

Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!

I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.

why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home

i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over

technoblade says, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away

What do you say to the orphan Shut up get a mom and dad

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.

16. Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.