TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple actually gets picked.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*was actually up all night watching*
Actually, It isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
why do orphan like boomerangs ?
they actually come back
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan
The apples actually get picked
What's the different between puppies and orphans Puppies actually get picked
