Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
Why do orphans like to go to church Because they actually have a father there
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter. .. Wait, actually
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero? Because they can actually land a home.
What's the difference between a orphan and a apple Ones actually picked
why do orphans play GTA cause their actually wanted
What is the difference between a apple and a orphan
The apple actually got picked
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Wanna hear a joke,my life hahahah just kidding jokes actually mean something...
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
