Active jokes
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Community talk
ok soo yeahh some ppl are and are not online fr sooo yeahhh
Where did the mods go? All three of kynslee's accounts are unbanned (Haminationssham, Haminations and haminationss) ._. of course she is also not active but still she might come back to any of 'em as she did yesterday.
why is it at certain times of the day wje is most active-?