why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair so we are playing Rocket League.
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
What's the difference between paul walker and a computer? I care when my computer crashes
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
