Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
your moma is so fat that when she egged the twin towers she threw a airplane on accident.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek–a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
i killed a man in 94
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
