Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
