What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.