So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They're both accidents
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
