Accident

Accident jokes

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.