Accident

Accident Jokes

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

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If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"