Abuse jokes
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Where are crackheads from?
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