Abuse jokes
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Where are crackheads from?
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