Abuse jokes
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹