Abuse jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Memes
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.