What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Abuse Jokes
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
