what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess,His family is nuts his neighbor is an asshole,His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him up!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔
Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
