Abuse jokes
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Woman beater and harasser ⬇️
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.