Abuse jokes
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Memes
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.