Abuse jokes
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Memes
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!