what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.