Abuse jokes
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
It's not rape if you're both crying.