Abuse

Abuse jokes

Basement

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

Party

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

Priest

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like it can tell its parents.

Memes

Girlfriend

I actually want peace, not war.

That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.

Pedophile

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Dishwasher

Dishwasher

She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.

Rape

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • People

    Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

    I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

    Cancer

    You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

    You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

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  • Rape

    Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

    Neverland Ranch

    Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

    Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

    Coke

    I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

    Penis

    A penis has a sad life.

    His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!