Abuse jokes

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

Why is it OK to hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?

"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."

Why do kids want to become cops?

They want to find the guy who touched them.

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

I like peanut butter and honey.