Abuse Jokes

Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.

everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege

You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??

Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔

Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

i like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do tell their parents

Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me

Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook

roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant

*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

well what am i gonna do now...

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids..?

Because they never had loving parents of there own

The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"

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You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔

I would give you a thrashing but that would be animal abuse.

My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!