Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
I was gonna tell u a joke about my abusive dad... But I only remember the punch line๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me
Whatโs the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
i would slap you , but that would be animal abuse
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What can you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
I look at your bro
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*๐๏ธ๐น๐น
I'd hit you but if I did I'd go to jail for animal abuse
i like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do tell their parents