Abuse jokes
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.