What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
