Abuse jokes
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.