Abuse jokes
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
I like peanut butter and honey.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.