What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
