Abuse jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Your hairline!
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?