Abuse jokes
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Fill it out if u want
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"