Abuse

Abuse jokes

Priest

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

Sister

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Memes

Pedophile

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

Trump

Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

So he could trump that little bitch!

Hypocrisy

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Priest

What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

A Catholic priest.

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  • Priest

    What is different about priests and acne?

    Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.

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  • Dad

    I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

    Pedophile

    A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

    Penaldo

    Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

    Rape

    I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!