Abuse jokes
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Your hairline!
WJE iceberg
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.