Abuse jokes
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.