Abuse jokes
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...