What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
