Abuse jokes
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?