Women s health jokes

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Abortion is not a joke.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

Women's rights.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.