Women s health jokes

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Abortion is not a joke.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"