Women s health jokes

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Abortion is not a joke.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

Women's rights.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.