Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
Yeetus to the fetus
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
