I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Yeetus to the fetus
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
