Abortion jokes
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.