Abortion jokes

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it.

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

"Yeetus to the fetus."

Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.

Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.

California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.

Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?

They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”

My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!

Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

"We're going with Trevor."

"Ok, what if it's a girl?"

"Then we'll have an abortion."

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"