I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Abortion is bad
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
