Homesickness Jokes

A-non-mouse

in Orphan

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

Orphan

Anonymous

why can orphans travel so much?

they don't get homesick

Blue

Anonymous

What's red and blue and runs up your leg

A homesick miscarriage

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital because they don’t get homesick

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick

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Harry Hardnut

Q. Whats red and crawls up your leg? A. A homesick abortion.

Your dead dog

in Baby

Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?

It was homesick.

Skippy Dinglechalk

What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Blue

Anonymous

Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion

Legs

Anonymous

What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion

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