Abortion jokes
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Abortion is bad.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.