What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
baby > commits start breathing Mom> commits abort baby > commits ohshit.exe
So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
What’s red,slimy,and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
I can tell why the founding fathers adopted the constitution because no body likes it
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Tushar’s fortnite skills
IS NOT A J O K E
Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion
What is jay
Phat
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
Louie’s parents tried this
